Found on Craigslist: table, apartment, fiance.
Met wife at her bachelorette party.
Family portrait: everyone smiles but me.
I picked passion. Now I'm poor.
Kathleen E. Whitlock
Normal person becomes psychotic on Twitter.
Yale at 16, downhill from there.
Here's mine: I live life off the cuff.
It's not great, but it's a decent first try, yes? My one colleague thought we could do it for all the students and fill the English wing of the school. We all liked the idea a lot--we'll see what the kids come up with.... Now you, readers! What can you come up with?